General Debauchery.

me: how's your day?

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:01:53 -0400

me: how's your day?
heevie: It's like that scene in back to the future where biff is doing marty's mom or whatever so marty starts to disappear, and he realizes he has to go back and change the past so he won't disappear
heevie: more or less
heevie: except marty is me, the polaroid is a website, marty's mom is a project manager, and biff is the client
heevie: and alex is george mcfly (not pictured)
me: i think asking how your day is is the best part of my day

Vegas, Anyone?

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:57:58 -0400

Vegas, Anyone?:

I’d so be there if I were on this continent in October.

skrillat:

I know nobody is actually reading this or considering going to Vegas. But I thought I should ask anyway.

Marky Mark’s actin’ chops is surrious biznass.

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:37:16 -0400

Marky Mark’s actin’ chops is surrious biznass.

Substitute Mississippi for Oklahoma in this last question, and 14 for 15...

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:35:00 -0400

Substitute Mississippi for Oklahoma in this last question, and 14 for 15...:

…and I’m more like my favorite Golden Girl than I ever realized.

There was nothing you couldn’t adore about this grand old dame. R.I.P. Rue McClanahan. You will be missed.

Today the WSJ and Gawker were talking about students who completed undergrad in 3 years. Eight...

Wed, 12 May 2010 18:45:21 -0400

Today the WSJ and Gawker were talking about students who completed undergrad in 3 years. Eight years later, I for one have no regrets about speeding through, nor do I feel I missed out on any part of the college experience. Had I done things any differently, would the chain of events after college have led me to my current life that transcends awesome? I think the fuck not.

Eazy-Heev

Tue, 11 May 2010 15:34:00 -0400

heevie: girl you shoulda known by now heevie-duz-it

Two things I really like: Yo Gabba Gabba and Solange.

Sun, 09 May 2010 12:04:00 -0400

Two things I really like: Yo Gabba Gabba and Solange.

As an incredibly stressful week draws to a close, one could...

Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:22:00 -0400

As an incredibly stressful week draws to a close, one could easily watch this Simba video on a loop for hours. Here I sit with glazed eyes, a vacant grin, the whole nine. Happy Friday!

Note to self: A visit to see these little fuckers at the Bronx Zoo is inevitable and necessary.

A simple "fine" would suffice

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:02:40 -0400

me: how's your day?
heav: you know if a unicorn and a pegasus had a baby
heav: and that baby were to fly over a rainbow that was coming out from behind a waterfall
heav: and as it flew over the rainbow, magical unicorn rainbow dust poured down from the sky
heav: and the magical unicorn rainbow dust fell on your head
heav: my day is kinda like that

Photo

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:37:28 -0400

Photo

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:28:31 -0400

Beets!! Super excited to try this recipe out over the weekend...

Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:04:00 -0400

Beets!! Super excited to try this recipe out over the weekend for next week’s lunch. At the very least my fingers will turn purple, and that alone will leave this kid pleased. At best I will be full of detoxifying deliciousness, and nobody needs more help ensuring that her liver is fully functioning than I. It’s basically win-win.

If you can’t beet ‘em… yeah you walked right into that.

Are we becoming Juggalos?

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 14:42:43 -0400

julseas: you guys flying to montreal?
me: no driving
me: have no idea where we're gonna stay or what to do
julseas: eat baguettes and walk on cobblestone streets
julseas: and stop at niagra falls
julseas: you're done!
me: sounds like a plan
me: have some of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine
me: well maybe not
julseas: yes you must
julseas: it's like the classyass disco fries
me: that is my new favorite phrase
julseas: it'll blow your motherfucking mind
me: magic all up in this bitch
julseas: okay ICP needs to write a song about disco fries

Today's hangover helper

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:24:00 -0400

Today's hangover helper:

Nursing last night’s hangover from the air guitar championship, today I have become hooked on idump4u.com. This afternoon has been dedicated to listening to people get dumped, munching on the best sesame chicken east of the Mississippi, and thanking my lucky stars for the best significant other a girl could hope for.

Palinspeak is "linguistic silly string"

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:05:00 -0400

Palinspeak is "linguistic silly string":

The grammar nazi/nerd in me loves this breakdown of Palin’s speech patterns and the differences between spoken and written communication in general. Giving an absurd number of presentations in school has really underscored the way you have to force your thought process to adapt to speaking sometimes, and how hard it can be to verbalize things you can say with crystal clarity in print. Doesn’t seem like homegirl has spent much time dwelling on such trivialities.

Caetano Veloso covers Billie Jean. Burrtiful.

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:55:02 -0400

Caetano Veloso covers Billie Jean. Burrtiful.

Reason #9,574 why I will not be returning to Mississippi.

Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:43:01 -0400

Reason #9,574 why I will not be returning to Mississippi.:

Is anything good EVER reported about my home state?

Photo

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:50:01 -0400

Lemme borrow that top.

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:44:00 -0400

Lemme borrow that top.

Willem Da Foe in OshKosh, Wisconsin with Mrs. Kim, circa 1973.

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 12:00:30 -0400

Willem Da Foe in OshKosh, Wisconsin with Mrs. Kim, circa 1973.