Dec
21st
Mon
21st
- me: i have to get my boss a gift
- me: shit i need to get a card and like... something. no idea what though
- me: coffee?
- me: i don't know if she drinks coffee
- avocado: get her liquor
- me: no idea what she drinks, and she's a bigtime snob
- avocado: you should get her some of the jesus juice
- me: in the spirit of christmas and all
- me: she's gonna look down on whatever i give her, but liquor's a definite fail
- me: except jesus juice
- me: you cannot regift the jesus juice
- avocado: exactly
- avocado: who looks down on the blood of christ
