December 2009
10 posts
me: i have to get my boss a gift
me: shit i need to get a card and like... something. no idea what though
me: coffee?
me: i don't know if she drinks coffee
avocado: get her liquor
me: no idea what she drinks, and she's a bigtime snob
avocado: you should get her some of the jesus juice
me: in the spirit of christmas and all
me: she's gonna look down on whatever i give her, but liquor's a definite fail
me: except jesus juice
me: you cannot regift the jesus juice
avocado: exactly
avocado: who looks down on the blood of christ
Dec 21st
WatchWatch
This video has everything.  Everything except for sticks, seeds, and stems. Martha Stewart: check. Snoop: check. Egg McMuffin reference: check. Horrendous Christmas sweater: check. Freestyle about pot brownies: check.
Dec 17th
slurtle!! →
Dec 14th
Dec 12th
epic coincidence
julseas: i'm listening to pandora and it just segued from the beatles "julia" to bob dylan's "to ramona"
Dec 11th
we're #47! we're # 47! →
utah and south carolina - okay, i get it… but besides being boring, what’s wrong with delaware?  they were robbed. i am proud to have lived in top 10 states for all of my adult life.  from the bottom to the top, muhfuckas.
Dec 10th
you know i'm a capricorn right?
i am crying. julseas: today: 1st it was hebraic “hip hop,” now it’s goats: RT @tomterrific @mbdenton made my week with this youtube mashup http://bit.ly/7xpdGK
Dec 10th
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What about the non-hipster bike riders? →
I am (usually) dressed appropriately when riding my bike down Bedford, but that’s beside the point.  Got beef with semi-nekkid people in summer?  As long as the naughty bits are covered it’s perfectly legal, and the public shouldn’t be penalized because we don’t share the same religious beliefs.  I think the real issue is that Hasids jaywalk like a motherFUCK and are...
Dec 9th
WE MUST MAKE BATHTUB SPARKS →
Dec 6th
Damn skippy, Ramona Quimby's a feminist. →
Dec 4th