December 2009
10 posts
me: i have to get my boss a gift
me: shit i need to get a card and like... something. no idea what though
me: coffee?
me: i don't know if she drinks coffee
avocado: get her liquor
me: no idea what she drinks, and she's a bigtime snob
avocado: you should get her some of the jesus juice
me: in the spirit of christmas and all
me: she's gonna look down on whatever i give her, but liquor's a definite fail
me: except jesus juice
me: you cannot regift the jesus juice
avocado: exactly
avocado: who looks down on the blood of christ
This video has everything. Everything except for sticks, seeds, and stems.
Martha Stewart: check.
Snoop: check.
Egg McMuffin reference: check.
Horrendous Christmas sweater: check.
Freestyle about pot brownies: check.
slurtle!! →
epic coincidence
julseas: i'm listening to pandora and it just segued from the beatles "julia" to bob dylan's "to ramona"
we're #47! we're # 47! →
utah and south carolina - okay, i get it… but besides being boring, what’s wrong with delaware? they were robbed.
i am proud to have lived in top 10 states for all of my adult life. from the bottom to the top, muhfuckas.
you know i'm a capricorn right?
i am crying.
julseas:
today: 1st it was hebraic “hip hop,” now it’s goats: RT @tomterrific @mbdenton made my week with this youtube mashup http://bit.ly/7xpdGK
What about the non-hipster bike riders? →
I am (usually) dressed appropriately when riding my bike down Bedford, but that’s beside the point. Got beef with semi-nekkid people in summer? As long as the naughty bits are covered it’s perfectly legal, and the public shouldn’t be penalized because we don’t share the same religious beliefs.
I think the real issue is that Hasids jaywalk like a motherFUCK and are...
WE MUST MAKE BATHTUB SPARKS →
Damn skippy, Ramona Quimby's a feminist. →