January 2009
29 posts
best complaint letter ever, indeed. →
no no no no no!!! →
edward cullen needs his time to shine :(
Blossom got a PhD in neuroscience at UCLA! →
whoa
Watchnow i understand why jason lee can’t fault catholic priests for what they do and instead blames these SEXY ASS LITTLE BOYS
ERUDITE NIGHT I LOVE IT (ps i start on book 3 this evening)
julseas:
From the Chronicles of Erudite Night (aka “Mondays”): Gossip Girl is a rerun…so…maybe I’ll read Twilight.
dan: guess what i have?
me: the clap?
dan: close
me: the herps?
dan: close
me: genital warts?
dan: colder
dan: i think i have pink eye
me: who farted on your pillow?
dan: i did
dan: twice
"brewer's droop" is my new favorite phrase →
though there will always be a special place in my heart for “whiskey dick”
he will be mine. oh yes, he will be mine.
roomie: um
roomie: so
roomie: guess who was stranded on the L train platform with me last night?
me: no idea
roomie: Starts with a G
roomie: ends with ideon Yago
roomie: WHAT?!?!?!?!
me: the man is perfection
me: sweet nerdy perfection
me: is he godlike and chiseled?
me: nerdily chiseled?
roomie: totally
roomie: he's very attractive
roomie: but what struck me was how much he looked like other Williamsburgers
roomie: He's better looking in person
me: bite your tongue
me: he cannot blend in with mere mortal williamsburgers
me: he's gideon yago
Obama's statement for the anniversary of Roe v....
Holy Plan B, I love this man.
On the 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we are reminded that this decision not only protects women’s health and reproductive freedom, but stands for a broader principle: that government should not intrude on our most private family matters. I remain committed to protecting a woman’s right to choose.
While this is a sensitive and often divisive issue, no matter what...
Mildly embarrassed to be crying at work.
let's relive the awesomeness through a slideshow! →
i too need the DVD. like, yesterday. epic body-glitter-covered win.
OMG WTF
Done. His name is Rufus and he will answer the door when you arrive, then pine for you for 18 years.
skrillat:
Awww! yaaaaay! its gonna be funtimes :) And I won’t mention the weather when I’m there. ***As long as I get to rent a St. Bernard with a brandy barrell attached to his neck for the duration of my trip.
generaldebauchery:
don’t you worry. i have space heaters, mittens, blankies...
OMG WTF
don’t you worry. i have space heaters, mittens, blankies for days, and a supersnuggly adorable canadian at your disposal. for extra warmth, we can polish off the rest of the absinthe you gave me (just ask patty c about last year). sooooo happy you’re coming and so sorry i was born in an outrageously frigid month!
special birthday request? please don’t reference 84 degree...
Love you guys. Such a great birthday. Hugs.
I am, by at least one historian's reckoning, "the... →
fucking show makes me ANGRY
dan: i was just gonna say that i watched real world: brooklyn last night
me: vom
dan: (i almost kept a straight face while writing that)
dan: and while i was watching it...
dan: i was thinking to myself...
dan: "Self, ramona would LOVE this show."
me: ...
me: i hate you dan
dan: i know
A tranny grows in Brooklyn
me: did you watch real world?
roomie: I did
roomie: It's pretty hilarious
roomie: they "went out to discover brooklyn"
roomie: which involved walking up and down court street
roomie: buying dresses
roomie: playing an impromptu game of street-baseball
roomie: and then going to a concert where people yell out "We're Brooklynites" over and over and over again
me: jesus
me: that makes me feel dirty
me: i hope that show does not ruin brooklyn
roomie: Who watches the Real World anymore?
me: yeah...
roomie: THOUGH!
roomie: Based on the "this season on the real world" teaser at the end of the episode
roomie: Devyn, the prudish beauty queen
roomie: totally goes strippercizing at my gym!
simultaneously cute and semi-nauseating. →
aaaand the Valentine’s Day pissivity begins.
i luv u interwebz, but i'm in the other 54%. →
sorry boo
you should get one of these bad boys. and get waxed. it’ll probably be 1/2 off (get it?)
julseas:
latest left handed mastery: flossing. now if only i could shave my left arm pit.
happy dance →
